I wore this costume a few years ago as my "non-costume" costume. It counted because I still dressed up as something, but I liked it because I didn't have to look too silly (unless you count the shoe on my head!), and I didn't have to spend a lot of money... I had everything except the hat, and that was only $5 or 6$. It was a complete hit- everyone loved it!
This is SUPER easy. Find a pink hat, hot glue a shoe on the top of it. (This shoe is from my wedding 11.5 years ago!) Wear a pink shirt. Finish the look by chewing bubble gum!
People will be amazed at your creativity!
I am linking to Tip Junkie's Halloween Show and Tell!